After being sick for a week, I've become quite the cough connoisseur.
The Van Cough. Also known as the Snough, where you kinda cough and sneeze at the same time. You spasm, which means you don't get to close your mouth quick enough
so your phlegm flies out and lands on the wall looking like a piece of abstract art.
What to do: Sell it to rich people.
The Phlegm Flambé.
Fiery coughs leave you with a burning sensation in your throat and a hot new voice.
What to do: Invite the neighbours for a bbq.
The Fountain of Goo.
You spew so much gunk every time you cough, it's like a snot tsunami. And when you breathe,
you sound like you're gargling.
What to do: Strike a fancy pose next to the garden gnome.
The Coughenhagen. The eco-friendly cough. Minimal bronchial emissions reduce your carbon footprint.
What to do: Campaign against coughs and climate change.
The Kraken. The cough from hell. Itchy, scratchy, and mercilessly dry. Yet still better than spending 1.5 hours watching Clash of the Titans.
When crap happens, most of us just mope around with a black cloud over our heads.
I guess thinking positive is hard to do when you're stinky, sleepy and stuck in an airport, with no clue when that blasted volcano in Iceland will let up. But these guys chose not to let an ash cloud darken their mood. I like how sincerely happy they are as they try to spread some sunshine!
More of the stuff I made for friends last last Christmas.
I had (and still have) no clue how to do this properly.
Didn't have those tiny metal thingamajigs
to hoop pendants through chains,
so I resorted to black thread, lots and lots of dead knots,
and UHU glue (magic stuff!).
Real jewellery pros would be horrified.
As a result, all my pendants have a little cow lick
like Alfalfa in "The Little Rascals".
Not very obvious in the photos though.