Saturday, May 1, 2010

Happy Labour Day!

Labour Day should never fall on Saturdays.
It defeats the purpose!

In the spirit of the Day of Rest,
here's a list of my
Top 5 Favourite Ways to Fall Asleep.



#5. Falling Asleep at Work.
This requires great skill.
Try to maintain a position where
you look like you're working,
or at least,
thinking about work :)



#4. Falling Asleep in Front of the TV.
Nothing's nicer than
shutting your eyes for just a bit
then waking up in the middle of an action scene
and realising you didn't miss anything.



#3. Falling Asleep in the Car.
The air-con's on, the seats are snug,
your eyelids are heavy...



#2. Falling Asleep in the Car
After an 8-course Chinese Dinner.

The air-con's on, the seats are snug,
the car is heavy...



#1. Falling Asleep for 5 More Minutes.
Whoever invented the Snooze Button is a genius.
Apparently it's the same guy who wrote Ben-Hur?
How disgustingly multi-talented.

What's your favourite way to fall asleep?
Zzz.

8 comments:

  1. there was this one time i was by the beach "tanning" and i fell asleep for (i have no idea how long) and i had the best dreams! Great way to fall asleep! :)

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  2. Haha! That gives me an idea for another Zzz design! Will update this post soon.

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  3. Your TV is amazing.

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  4. Yeah, I was thinking of turning it into a necklace! Will figure out something for the aerial.

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  5. i have great skill

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  6. But you look like this -_- all the time anyway :P

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  7. funny. i m reading this 11.28am the same time i posted my comment yesterday.

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