They're Here.

A Space Invaders Special

for one of the biggest kids I know.

Although, I don't really know

what to do with this.

Did you want me to iron them?

Doubt you want a necklace :)  

 

Think they'd look awesome

in mini black frames on the wall.

Like these awesome wall decals.

 

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Watching Toy Story 3 today! 
The ratings are through the roof!

Whoever else is going to the movies, remember: 
it's rude to talk with your mouth full

so be sure to stuff it with food!

I watched Robin Hood a couple of weeks ago
and the girl next to me not only forgot her snack,

she also forgot to shut up.

I wanted to give her a knuckle sandwich.
 

1...

Slinky is snakey. 

Too many gummy snakes
can give one a curiously strong desire
to chase one's tail.
 

2...

 Hamm is money hungry.

 The reason why loose change never made it

as a very popular movie snack is that

it tends to give one the runs.
 

3...

 Etch-A-Sketch's palette is set on

snacks that are black.

Like Double Stuf Oreos.
 

And burnt toast.
 

4...

Mr. Potato Head goes cannibalistic. 

If you were a toy,
what would your movie snack be?
 

You Barf What You Eat.

Cupid has a case of rainbowlimia.

Lovesick.

And that, children, is what falling in love feels like. 

I can just hear the other cherubs saying:

"Mooommm, Cupid's gone and ate his heart out again..."

Twitter Stinks.

Now that bead breath's on it,
barfing updates!

Social networking has that effect on me.

Jemaine, You Got It Going On.

When it comes to the words

every girl (and guy) wants to hear,

no one says it like Jemaine.

Watch The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room.

The lyrics kill!

"You're so beautiful,

you could be a waitress."

"You're so beautiful,

you could be an air hostess in the 60s."

"You're so beautiful,

like a tree."

"Or a high-class prostitute."

(And my favourite!) 

"You're so beautiful,

you could be a part-time model.

But you'd probably still have to keep

your normal job."

Jemaine in Black III.

Jemaine Clement kicked Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat Butt

at getting the role of the villain in Men in Black III. 

Exciting news.

But makes me a little sad that he's going so mainstream.

Feels like Flight of the Conchords really won't see a third season. 

See the original Jemaine portrait I did here.

I just filled in his glasses, haha. 

Flight of the Conchords Fever - Albi the Racist Dragon.

And at that, Albi cried a single tear,
which turned into a jellybean - all the colours of the rainbow!
And suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.

Brilliant song.

Flight of the Conchords Fever - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros.

All the talk about the Flight of the Conchords tour in the UK

is making me feel a little blue.

Totoro in The Rain in The Dark.

In which Totoro discovers the umbrella.

Punchline.

Yargh!
The new colour-organised bowl system rocks!

Before I start putting a design together,
I normally have to spend at least
half an hour picking out the colours I want
from the multicoloured bucket.

No more of that nonsense.

Today's POW! design is inspired by Kick-Ass.
Gotta love the tagline:
I can't read your mind.
But I can kick your ass.
Awesome show.

Wanted to turn it into a pendant
but I couldn't figure out how to make it smaller.
Right now it's as big as my face.

When I was done,
I picked out the yellow beads
and I thought it looked even better.

Reminds me of those old
Batman cartoons from the 60s.
SOCK! POW! ZOK!

Happy Labour Day!

Labour Day should never fall on Saturdays.
It defeats the purpose!

In the spirit of the Day of Rest,
here's a list of my
Top 5 Favourite Ways to Fall Asleep.



#5. Falling Asleep at Work.
This requires great skill.
Try to maintain a position where
you look like you're working,
or at least,
thinking about work :)



#4. Falling Asleep in Front of the TV.
Nothing's nicer than
shutting your eyes for just a bit
then waking up in the middle of an action scene
and realising you didn't miss anything.



#3. Falling Asleep in the Car.
The air-con's on, the seats are snug,
your eyelids are heavy...



#2. Falling Asleep in the Car
After an 8-course Chinese Dinner.
The air-con's on, the seats are snug,
the car is heavy...



#1. Falling Asleep for 5 More Minutes.
Whoever invented the Snooze Button is a genius.
Apparently it's the same guy who wrote Ben-Hur?
How disgustingly multi-talented.

What's your favourite way to fall asleep?
Zzz.

The Concise Coughsford Dictionary.

After being sick for a week, I've become quite the cough connoisseur.

 The Van Cough.
Also known as the Snough,
where you kinda cough and sneeze at the same time.
You spasm, which means you don't get to
close your mouth quick enough
so your phlegm flies out and lands on the wall
looking like a piece of abstract art.

What to do: Sell it to rich people. 

The Phlegm Flambé.
Fiery coughs leave you with
a burning sensation in your throat
and a hot new voice.

What to do: Invite the neighbours for a bbq.

The Fountain of Goo.
You spew so much gunk every time you cough,
it's like a snot tsunami.
And when you breathe,
you sound like you're gargling.

What to do: Strike a fancy pose next to the garden gnome.

 

The Coughenhagen.
The eco-friendly cough.
Minimal bronchial emissions
reduce your carbon footprint.

What to do: Campaign against coughs and climate change.

The Kraken.
The cough from hell.
Itchy, scratchy, and mercilessly dry.
Yet still better than spending 1.5 hours watching
Clash of the Titans.

What to do: Watch Kick-Ass instead!
 

The Hamburger.
You cough your guts and your lunch out.

What to do: Swallow.

Murray Monday.

Murray Hewitt, Flight of the Conchords' manager.
Wish he'd go on tour too.
GingerBalls, this is for you!

Flight of the Conchords tour UK & US.

Haha, my fan art is so bad!

Jemaine looks like a woman
and Bret looks like Jesus.

(I guess sending this to them won't score me any free tickets huh.)

Tour dates

Yargh!! I wish they'd tour somewhere closer!
Flight of the Conchords has got to be the funniest band ever.

Earth (Yester)Day.

Fig. 1
What Earth looks like to those living in their own world.
(Forgive my planet portrait, I suck at geography!)



Fig. 2
What Earth really looks like.
(38 natural disasters recorded from Jan - April 2010 alone.
That's an average of 9.5 tragedies a month!)



Fig. 3
What Earth will look like if we keep saying
I'll Do Something Tomorrow.
(Incidentally, geography will be really easy!)



Fig. 4
I don't mind living in a yellow submarine,
but I'm really scared of fish.

Didn't realise yesterday was Earth Day till I saw the Google logo.

I always love Google Doodles,
but I'm having trouble seeing Google here -
no matter how much I stare, all I see is "Coo"!

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Please tell me I'm not alone.
I feel... challenged.