Chain Reaction.

Traffic jam.
 

Tailgating.
 

Three-car pile-up.

I wish cars weren't invented so that

we could ride horses to work. 

Or teleport.

Either way, both are infinitely more fun

than rush hour traffic.

Octopaul.

Check out the Wikipedia article on Paul the Octopus.

It's hilarious! Includes his illustrious

career, retirement and legacy.

 May his talented tentacles
never cease to amaze!

And they shan't!
If he makes any of these
grrreat career moves:

 

Paul the Octopurse.
He is, after all, the best bet
for your money.

Paul the Moptopus.
Leaves your floor predictably clean
every time!

Paul the Porktopus.

Posing as a pig strangely and greatly
increases his odds of survival,
what with all the death threats
and octopus recipes floating about.

*

Bid for Paul!
Say this as fast as you can:

Paul Pizza

Paul Pasta

Paul Paella

Paul Pad Thai

Paul Pork Pie 

Paul Porridge

Paul Popcorn

Paul Pudding

Paul Pancakes

Paul Papadom

And Bag This Bead!

Extra points if you can cook up

more P-P-Paul recipes!

World Cup Safari: Predator vs. Prey.

Fig 1. Uruguay is prey.
Although they put up quite a fight.

Fig 2. Netherlands, the bloodthirsty predator,

is disgusted by the taste of grass.

  

Ok, I cheated a little in this World Cup Safari post.
But there's no way I could've pulled off a wildebeest!
And I didn't want to make another lion.

This funny little watchamacallit
is whatever you want it to be!
 

Germany Gives it to Argentina in the Butt.

Slaughter on the World Cup Safari. 
4-0, woot!

Germany's incredible gameplay

made Argentina look

clumsy, slow,

and rather blue.

Germany is so owning right now,
they should call it
Ze Vorld Cup.

On a side note.
Bag a Bead is back!
Anybody want an Ele?

Say it loud and say it first:
Preeeet!
This Ele belongs to me!
  

Why England Lost To Germany.

Because Germany is the Wiener!

Hehe.
(Please don't punch me.)

But seriously though,

the Germans made

the Three Lions look like... 
kittens.

A kitty can't change its meyowr.