Octopaul.

Check out the Wikipedia article on Paul the Octopus.

It's hilarious! Includes his illustrious

career, retirement and legacy.

 May his talented tentacles
never cease to amaze!

And they shan't!
If he makes any of these
grrreat career moves:

 

Paul the Octopurse.
He is, after all, the best bet
for your money.

Paul the Moptopus.
Leaves your floor predictably clean
every time!

Paul the Porktopus.

Posing as a pig strangely and greatly
increases his odds of survival,
what with all the death threats
and octopus recipes floating about.

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Bid for Paul!
Say this as fast as you can:

Paul Pizza

Paul Pasta

Paul Paella

Paul Pad Thai

Paul Pork Pie 

Paul Porridge

Paul Popcorn

Paul Pudding

Paul Pancakes

Paul Papadom

And Bag This Bead!

Extra points if you can cook up

more P-P-Paul recipes!